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July 3, 1994
Braves catcher earns dubious triple crown
Dear Sports Editor:
If Richmond Braves catcher Tyler Houston really said, as you reported in
today's Sports section, that he did not throw his mitt at the home plate
umpire after being ejected from the June 28 Pawtucket game, then he has
completed the triple crown of jerkdom.
I was sitting in Row K directly behind the dugout, and Mr. Houston clearly
did throw his mitt at the umpire. Specifically, he stormed toward the dugout
with an escort of teammates, stopped at the top step of the dugout, turned
back toward home plate and threw the mitt overhand. It landed short of its
target, several feet away from the feet of umpire Brian Gibbons, who was
bent over, holding his face, and looking down and away from him.
If Tyler Crybaby really denied throwing his mitt, then his triple crown is
for (1) being a liar; (2) being stupid (why start an argument with the
umpire after making an inning-ending putout?); and (3) being a lousy
baserunner (if he had correctly executed a slide into home earlier in the
game, in which he missed the plate and was tagged out despite beating the
throw, the Braves would have won in regulation and not tortured the loyal,
albeit few fans who stayed for the entire 17-inning debacle.)
John D'Angelo